#collegeradio asst rock director/DJ @ KSJS
math tutor, punk dork, cat mama, nerd
queer n brown n ready 2 get down
+sex/body/gender pos+
i appreciate call-outs on any problematic shit i say. (◕‿◕✿)
-=hecho en san jose(CA)=-
PUNK DUCKS
streaming punk + garage rock live err sat night/sun morning 2-6am PST
@ ksjs.org
Well I unpacked my koozies… (Taken with Instagram)
I have a few Punknews koozies. Who wants one?
ME :3
get down on all fours
open your back door
don’t it feel so good
with a lady and a dude
boy get in the center
she’ll take off your sweater
i’ll take off your panties
dress you all in leather
i had a fantasy since i was nine
bout blowin loads in a butt while loads were blown in mine
dont blame me for bein’ sick for dick
sometimes it’s titties that i wanna lick
i’m such a slut i’ve tried everythang
choked down six dicks while eatin burger king
that ain’t shit compared to what i’ve done
once jacked off in a hot dog bun
so i got an idea little boys listen here
me and hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla
we’re almost late for our 12:30 luncheon
it’s your ass that we’ll be munchin
kidnap your ass like you’re patty hearst
damn my dick is about to burst
boy i know that your hw is due
but me and chunx hella wanna screw
get down on all fours open your back door
don’t it feel so good with a lady and a dude
boy get in the center, she’ll take off your sweater
i’ll take off your panties, dress you all in leather
two cocks one pussy, all three pretty juicy
more fire in my crotch than danny bonaduce
your mama looks like tina yothers
ima eat you up like sally struthers
we’ll take turns givin ya head
you’ll be the bologna in our wonderbread
stick your dick up in my coochie
i never thought i’d feel so bougie
i’ll shove my nipples into your eyes
while hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise
i’m hungry, i’m randy and i just can’t wait
i’m fishin for sluts and usin chunx as bait
playin this game me and you together
dress him all up like a daddy o’ leather
pass the lube, the lettuce, and the sour cream
it’s time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!!
ooh this dick tastes like shit
lick the clit! lick the clit!
ooh this clit makes me sick
lick the dick! lick the dick!
ooh this dick tastes like shit
lick the clit! lick the clit!
ooh this clits makin me SICK!
lick the dick! lick that dick!
gravy train!!!! never fails to crack me up
album reviews this week
la sera - sees the light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUM2kZkXLi4
verdict: cute, catchy, garage pop with a voice that’s the stuff of sweet dreams - it’s the fuckin’ katy goodman, how can you not love this woman?
★★★★✰
charles boyd - fuck you you fuckin’ fuck
verdict: labeled as “adult humor”, but most of the humor seems to be missing, and instead there’s just a lot of whining about wanting to fuck his neighbors and wanting to touch juicy asses. like a lesser, hornier andrew jackson jihad. though there is a track about fucking a jehovah’s witness that made me laugh a lot.
★★✰✰✰
maniac - records
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eerkc07cpas
verdict: i’d never heard of this band before this radio sampler landed in KSJS’s mail bin. and that’s a dang SHAME, because this duo makes insanely catchy, danceable pop-rock. check out the link to “pride of lions”, coming out on their next EP.
★★★★✰
king kohn - blackened blissful bloom
verdict: “acoustic death metal hippie folk rock” pretty much says it all - except for the fact that his voice reminds me a lot of a dying horse. a little too weird for me, but it’s different, at least.
★★★✰✰
haulover drive - free love
verdict: a 4-track pop-punk EP with whiny vocals singing about love. sounds like every other generic pop punk band aimed at 15 year old girls. not to say they don’t have some musical skill under their belts though.
★★✰✰✰
